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Lil' Hair Weave Kit

"La Costa Lotta thoughtfully provides one of these complimentary 'Lil' Hair Weave Kits' to every guest's room."
Use-To open and get needle
Where Found-Shamara's Room


Vice Grips

"They're 'Vice' Grips TM, and believe you me, the things Shamara did to you with them definately fall under the heading of 'Vice.'"
Use-To bend needle
Where Found-Shamara's Room


Needle

"It's a steel needle from your La Costa Lotta complimentary Lil' Hair Weave Kit."
Use-To bend
Where Found-Lil' Hair Weave Kit



Bent Needle

"You did a fine job of bending this steel needle into an attractive zigzag. Especially considering you were working with your toes!"
Use-To unlock handcuffs
Where Found-Lil' Hair Weave Kit


Your Cabin Keycard

"Your keycard has an all-important magnetic stripe on the back so it may be used for shipboard purchases and even to unlock your cabin door."
Use-To unlock your cabin; to serve as photo i.d.
Where Found-Peter the Purser


Ship's Map

Use-To navigate the ship
Where Found-Peter the Purser



TMT Scorecard

Use-To keep track of events; scoring
Where Found-Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge


Firehose

"Your hose is long and thick. (Larry): I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard that! You'd still be broke!"
Use-In your cabin to hook up toilet and water pipe
Where Found-Promenade Deck


Kumquats

"While it may appear to you to be merely a small, orange-yellow citrus fruit, with a name like 'kumquat' it's gotta be good!"
Use-Used in quiche recipe
Where Found-Fo'c's'le



Mucilage

"Wasn't it Aristotle who said, 'Give me a big enough bottle of mucilage and I'll stick it to the whole world!'?"
Use-Used to paste photo to keycard
Where Found-Library


Silicone Lubricant

"Your favorite brand of silicone lubricant is 'Greased Pig' Brand."
Use-To replace with deodorant in the Juggs dressing room
Where Found-Your Cabin


Toilet Paper

"The ship's toilet paper is a rough as a cob!"
Use-To shave the souvenir dice
Where Found-Your Cabin



"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"

"It's 'The Erotic Adventures of Hercules,' soon to be a major motion picture starring Troy McClure. Every page smolders with intense passion, engulfing the reader in depradations of wicked lust. At least, that's what it says on the back cover."
Use-Used to make Victorian loose
Where Found-Clothing Optional Pool


"Prudish and Proud"

"'Prudish and Proud: The Gripping Saga of Three Demure Librarians who Resist the Temptations of the Flesh and Affirm Their Commitment to Moral Principles. #126 in a series of 200.' Sounds right up your alley, Larry."
Use-To get the cover off; put "Erotic..." on
Where Found-Library


"Prudish and Proud" Sans Jacket

"This is Victorian's book just the way you'd like to see her. Without cover."
Use-No use
Where Found-Anywhere



"Prudish and Proud" Book Jacket

"It's the dust jacket from 'Prudish and Proud.'"
Use-Used on "Erotic..." and given to Victorian
Where Found-Anywhere


"Erotic" Book in "Prudish" Jacket

"On the outside, it's the story of principled women who avoid temptation through abstinence and willpower, but on the inside, it's nothing but sin, sin, sin!" Use-Placed on Victorian's book stacks
Where Found-Library


Souvenir Dice

"This pair of white plastic dice is just like the ones used in casinos, except for a few little specks of glue."
Use-To get shaved and win at craps
Where Found-Sculpture Garden



Shaved Dice

"This pair of white plastic dice is just like the ones in casinos, except some fool has sanded them down so they can't lose. (Larry): Hey! Oh. Was that you?"
Use-To win at craps tournament
Where Found-Anywhere


Screwdriver

"That's certainly an unimpressive tool. (Larry): I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard that!"
Use-To unscrew the cover to the PA system and sails, and also to unscrew the grate in Xqwzts's room
Where Found-Sculpture Garden


KZ Sexual Lubricant

"The label on the KZ Brand Sexual Lubricant (and Roulette Wheel Polish) has some tiny print."
Use-To be wiped on the bowling ball with hanky to win Bowling contest
Where Found-Employee Lounge



Jumper Wire

"Who would have guessed it? A short length of wire with an alligator clip on each end is all that's needed to change any slot machine into a winner! (Larry): Hey...I get it. Al Lowe put this here so I could cheats at slots! Wrong again, token breath. You don't get to play a slot machine again until 'Leisure Suit Larry 12: Dork and Dorker!' (Larry): Wow, you DO know everything!"
Use-Used on PA system and sail controls outside Bridge
Where Found-Employee Lounge


Carving Knife

"It's not the best knife in the world, but carving s'Pork hardly requires high-carbon steel."
Use-Used to cut polyester from the ship's sails
Where Found-The Heaving Ho'


Heat Lamp Bulb

"The tiny lettering on the bulb reads, 'CyberLamp 2000 TM long-distance heat lamp. 2,500 watts. Guaranteed range: 200 yards. Not to be used in unapproved fixtures."
Use-Used on the lighting trusses to make the Juggs "overheat"
Where Found-The Heaving Ho'



Polyester Cloth

"Yards and yards of glaring white polyester--it's enough to bring tears of joy to your eyes."
Use-Used on Jamie Lee Coitus to win Best Dressed Contest
Where Found-Above the Bridge


Orgasmic Powder

"Judging from your reaction to this stuff, a little goes a long way. (Larry): Must be some sort of psychi-aphro-deli-desiac. Far out."
Use-Used on quiche to win Cook-Off
Where Found-Cabin 510 (Dewmi's Room)


Dirty Pictures

"Hey, Meester! Want to SELL some feelthy peek-tures?"
Use-Used with mucilage and keycard to make photo i.d.
Where Found-Xqwzts's Room



Sticky Dirty Pictures

"This pornographic photo wasn't covered with sticky goo until you got your hands on it. Oh, the lines we left out here..."
Use-Used on keycard to make photo i.d.
Where Found-Anywhere


Photo I.D.

"You've created what may well be the world's first pornographic photo ID. (Larry): Yeah. I kinda like it. Figures."
Use-Used with Peter the Purser to gain Passport
Where Found-Anywhere


Passport

"Your passport reminds you of your many exciting travels (in Leisure Suit Larrys 1 through 6, available at in Sierra's exciting 'Leisure Suit Larry's Greatest Hits...and Misses!') Now, if those damn customs agents would stop drawing little moustaches on your picture."
Use-To give to Xqwzts
Where Found-Peter the Purser



Custodial Key

"Xqwzts's custodian's key will unlock almost any storage area on the ship."
Use-Used to open the ship holds
Where Found-Xqwzts's Room


Magazine Page

"Someone used this page from 'Professional Hash Slinger' magazine to wrap old fish. (Larry): Shouldn't that be a job for 'Professional Fish Wrapper' magazine? This page contains the recipe for 'Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.' The ingrediants include beaver milk (as always, milk from the elusive Venezuelan beaver is much preferred), a pinch of salt, rennet (for which lime juice may be substituted in a pinch), and a hint of mold. Now for the details of preparation... (Larry): Hey! You made a subeeism. What? (Larry): A subeeism. You know: when you choose a word based on previous words. Like you used the cliche 'in a pinch' because you'd just finished saying the phrase 'pinch of salt.' Get it? Damn, you're weird, Larry. Anyhow, there's more on the back of the page. (Larry): You mean I have to click again just to hear the back? Oh, stop your whining. Here: the back contains the recipe for 'Venezuelan Beaver Cheese and Kumquat Quiche.' The ingrediants include beaver cheese and a sliced kumquat. You probably don't want to hear the rest of this either, do you? (Larry): Zzzzzzzz."
Use-Used to get quiche recipe
Where Found-Page Kitchen


Pot

"This would be handy if you ever need to 'pass the pot,' Larry. (Larry): That's good, 'cause when I grew up, we were so poor we never had a pot to pass in!"
Use-Used to hold beaver milk
Where Found-Kitchen



Salt

"It's salt. For christ's sake, man, it's just salt! Do I have to desribe everything for you? Waddaya looking for, a secret button that turns it into a letter opener or something? Do you think I have nothing better to do than to sit here in this stuffy recording studio booth and read the names of things to the likes of you? What? I do? Somebody get my agent on the phone!"
Use-Used in quiche recipe
Where Found-Kitchen


Venezuelan Beaver Milk

"It's the milk of beaver kindness. Was it good for you?"
Use-Used in quiche recipe
Where Found-Lower Aft Hold


Lime Juice

"If you had some sugar and water you could use this lime juice to make limeade. (Larry): But I don't like limeaid! Good thing you enjoy looking at it, then."
Use-Used in quiche recipe
Where Found-Lounge



Deodorant Spray

"It's the official state deodorant of Texas: 'Smokin' Pits: with the smell of down home barbecue.'"
Use-Used on bowling pins in Aft Hold
Where Found-The Juggs Dress Room


Chase Lights

"The Juggs' costumes were decorated with strings of battery-powered chase lights. Everything seems intact, but there doesn't seem to be any way to turn them on."
Use-Used on spike in Sculpture Garden
Where Found-Lounge


Remote Control

"This looks suspiciously like a remote control...but to remotely control what?"
Use-Used to turn on Chase Lights, and magnetize horseshoe stake
Where Found-Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge



Woman's Handkerchief

"This lacy silk handkerchief, embroidered with the initials A.B., emits a faint odor."
Use-Used to apply KZ jelly to bowling ball to win Bowling
Where Found-Your Room after Annette


Life Insurance Policy

"This life insurance policy, in the amount of one billion dollars, is on one Aristotle K. Boning, with the beneficiary listed as Annette B. Boning. It emits a very faint smell."
Use-Given to Annette to get stocks
Where Found-Dessert Tasting Room


Stock Certificate

"This stock certificate is for five million and one shares of stock in BoneCo Transportation. Since the fine pritn says there are only ten million shares outstanding, this makes you...Da Man!"
Use-Given to Captain Thygh to get laid
Where Found-Owner's Suite (Annette)



Treated Handkerchief

"Carefully examining the lady's handkerchief saturated with KZ Brand Sexual Lubricated (and Roulette Wheel Polish) makes you suddently want to be alone."
Use-Used to put on bowling ball to win Bowling Contest
Where Found-Anywhere


Mold

"The pulsating mold radiates an eldritch glow, reminding you of that muenster you left in the back of the fridge so long it self-actualized and organized a union."
Use-Used in quiche recipe
Where Found-Your Room (Drew)


Suitcase

"Drew Baringmore's suitcase is light on clothes, but unfortunately heavy on books."
Use-To give to Drew
Where Found-Forward Hold



Money

"Your craps winning streak provided you with a windfall of 500 dollars. Somehow, you just know you're never gonna get around to investing it in Internet stocks."
Use-To play Dewmi; to win at Craps Tournament
Where Found-Won at Craps Tournament
Earplugs

"Professional audio engineers always use earplugs when working around high sound pressure levels to ensure their hearing remains sensitive and accurate. (Larry): Ick! I don't want those. They'l be all waxy! No, these are unused."
Use-To look at all of Drew when she talks about certain subjects
Where Found-Under the mixer